(MY LIFE) 5 Superstar Crushes I Had as a Child

Oh, the good old days. Young, care free, and developing crushes on every teeny bopper celebrity that hit the pages of Teen Bop Magazine…What a life it was!

I thought it would be fun to compile a list of 5 young celebrities that at one point or another, I claimed were my soul mate. The list is in no particular order. 

1. The kid from the television show, "Home Improvement" a.k.a Jonathan Taylor Thomas...Me and one of my girl friends used to send him love letters in the mail.. and no, he never replied to our marriage proposals. Hey, don't laugh. Mushroom cuts were the shit  totally rockin' back in the day!

2. Zach Hanson from the band, "The Hanson Brothers". The black circle is around Zach, and the yellow is around Taylor. My sister was a fan of Taylor, she loved his rose coloured cheeks. They were always super red, but you just cannot see it in this edited photo. Why I liked Zach, I have no idea. Maybe because his hair was the longest? Meh.

3. EVERYONE had a favourite Backstreet Boy. If you try and say you didn't, you're lying. My favourite, circled in black, was A.J McLean. I'm not sure why I chose the one who kinda looked looked like he was constantly on acid, but I did. The yellow circled, Nick Carter, was my sister's favourite.. and the lime green circle, Kevin Richardson, was my mother's. Yep, even my mom had a favourite.

4. Justin Berfield, the kid from Malcom in the Middle. Yeah, I'm kind of embarrassed but this was when I was in grade 7 (13 years old). Me and my friend at the time tried looking up his phone number (he lived in California), and we were working in our school's office during lunch because we were nerds like that... wait, there's a rebelious aspect to this story.. We tried calling from the school's office phone. Wonder if they ever noticed the phone bill jacking... Hm..Oh, another funny aspect to this crush: my friend and I tried planning a trip to go to California with hopes to meet him. 

5. I saved the absolute best for last... THE WHITE POWER RANGER. Yeah, something about his long flowing hair and spandex body suit most have done it for me back in the day. I have no idea what the actor’s real name is. Never have, and most likely, never will. I tried searching it for this post, but cannot find it. My sister was a fan of the blue power ranger (circled in yellow). The blue ranger has recently come out of the closet as a homosexual. Guess my sister won't be marrying him now..

So who was/were your childhood crush(es)? Don’t be embarrassed; I want to know!

(MY THOUGHTS) Premature Perspiration Axe Commercial... WTF?

Okay, so this commercial is sort of funny... but at the same time, WTF? Especially the one male's face at 23 seconds. I have never seen any one make orgasm faces over sweaty armpits....

What are your thoughts? Funny? Rediculous? Terrible? All of the above? Also, an interesting fact for you... Unilever owns both brands, Axe and Dove. I find the messages that both brands portray contradict each other.

(MY LIFE) This Video Makes Me Laugh Uncontrollably.. Every Time.

So I typically do not laugh when celebrities make mistakes, or show their nervousness, or destroy one of their own songs... If anything, I feel bad for them.. but I make an exception for Kanye West because he is such an arrogant celebrity who acts like he is better than everyone else in the business. Get a life Kanye West!

Watch this video, and at 2minutes and 40seconds, he butchers it. And then at 3minutes and 28 seconds for the rest of the song. At the very end of the video, he says "You Lose", and that in itself is hilarious. If you know this song, you'll laugh. If you don't know this song, you'll still laugh.

I do like the original song, and a few other songs of his, but when it comes to his arrogance, he's annoying.